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EDIT: Apparently the band's being replaced due to Experian, the parent company of FreeCreditReport, forcibly changing the brand name to "FreeCreditScore.com"
Here ya go. Oh yeah, sorry about how the video flashes occasionally, I tried my best but I just couldn't fix it. Deal with it.
Lyrics:
New Job/Pirate Restaurant Commercial:
They say a man should always dress
For the job he wants, so
Why'm I dressed up like a pirate
In this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker
Stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening
Serving chowder and iced tea
Shoulda gone to:
Free credit report dot com
Yee-haa!
I coulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirts
Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage.
Dream Girl:
Well I married my dream girl
I married my dream girl
But she didn't tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We're living in the basement at her mom and dad's.
No we can't get a loan
For a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on an old credit card
If we'd gone to free credit report dot com
I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.
Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage.
New Car:
Well I was shopping for a new car, which on............Read More detail
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